DaVinci Code -- Key to a door that don't exist

Look everyone.  Jesus is a fucking myth.

This stupid Tom Hanks movie (has he ever not been lame as hell?) is about some cover-up that he was really married but the Church doesn't want you to know that.  Not that the Church won't cover things up, for example WIDESPREAD CHILD MOLESTATION.  Not that the Church isn't wrong about things, for example "GOD" IS NOT A REAL THING.

For a film about the real Christian cover-up, check out "The God Who Wasn't There" (preview & clips available on the webpage for free).